Thomas Woulter

Texting when drunk is never a good idea. Even when the intentions are positive, more often than not it ends in disaster. Alcohol gives us the confidence to say things we never would never normally say. The consequences of these drunk texts are often massive and can lead to all types of drama with your partner, friends, and family. While the outcome of drunken texts can be devastating, it can also be quite funny. The internet is full of hilarious examples of people shooting off drunk texts that are more on the funnier side of things than hurtful. Some result in witty or disappointing replies from the receiver. Below are some of the best drunk texts we've found on the interwebs. We've tried to find texts that are both hysterical and respectful. None of these texts are mean or hurtful, which can often be the case when people drunk text. They are all good-natured jibes that will have you giggling along and making sure you never drunk text again. ...

Cheers to You! | 90 Happy Birthday Toasts for All Occasions A birthday is a special occasion that gives you the opportunity to celebrate the people you love. It can be fun to have a sip, it can be sweet to say a few words. However, you may not know exactly what to say – and booze won't help either. Browse through these heart-warming toasts below and melt your dear one's heart on that special occasion of their life. You can either decide to use these texts just the way they are or add some alterations to them to suit your taste and style. Cheers to the birthday boys and girls! Funny birthday toasts Add some humor to the occasion with these funny birthday messages. I hope...

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